A male suffering from satyriasis who is lost in the 80's and constantly uses l33t and German jargon to the annoyance of other people. Also saves gas by longboarding ;
- "Kai-Wei get your longboard out of my trunk."
- "That's what she said."
by loco4boba October 13, 2008
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The name of a pathetic teen boy who is in everyway inferior to his peers.
Haha look at Kai Wei, he's such a loser
by Connor bastard October 26, 2019
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