A wegu is a word invented in Qala, a small village in Gozo, Malta's sister Island. It is sometimes used for a painful joke.
by nathannnnnn February 08, 2009
(pronounced weh-qay) From FIFA 2010 (Kalemba by Bueaka Som Sistema), to wegue meaning to play FIFA. Can be extended to everyday life, meaning I'm going to wegue or let's wegue or you trying to wegue? Wegue is the best thing one can do, the best available option is to wegue. To wegue is to be bad ass.
by wegueweguewegue October 21, 2009
(pronounced weh-qay) From FIFA 2010 (Kalemba by Bueaka Som Sistema), Its used when you almost get caught during sex with a married woman by her husband but you manage to run away but you left your Benfica jersey behind.
Ex1:"Dude you cant believe my afternoon , i was fucking this girl and her husband got home soon, so i had to wegue out of there the fast as i can, im gonna miss that shirt"
Ex2:
Bruno de Carvalho: "Almost caught someone fucking my wife but he wegue before i could catch him, i know this because he left this sweet jersey behind"
Ex2:
Bruno de Carvalho: "Almost caught someone fucking my wife but he wegue before i could catch him, i know this because he left this sweet jersey behind"
by Wingless Unicorn February 03, 2016
A: I'm going out for dinner with my WeGU.
B: Oh, wow, man!
A: Not to worry, it's at a public restaurant.
B: Okay. And after that?
A: . . .
B: Oh, wow, man!
A: Not to worry, it's at a public restaurant.
B: Okay. And after that?
A: . . .
by flashlightfloyd November 22, 2017