When your underwear/gonch/panties/undergarment/bum holders go up your ass crack and hurts like a bugger

Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.

fat vegetarian

To commit a faux pas of quite magnificant proportions in the presence of eminent and respected individuals, usually with reference to jiz.

The name of someone who always has a field day clapping his friend Davey's cheeks daily.

Elle parker

A hard kid who has big muscles