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A level of intoxication so great that a person falls over everything.
"Whoa! That guy is Weested!"

"Douglass drank a 1/5 of Johnny Black after putting the children to bed, he was so Weested he knew that he must fall into the toilet."
by Joshua Huddy September 05, 2006
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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being to drunk and high to function
ending up on the floor and being able to only say ehh
that bitch is weested off her ass
by ifeellikedying July 23, 2008
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