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The girl you’re smashing, cashing out, and caking on the weekend without putting up with her Monday through Friday bullshit.
I lowkey blacked out with my weekend wifey on Saturday.
I called my weekend wifey an ubes on Sunday night.
I called my weekend wifey an ubes on Sunday night.
by Seagoose March 18, 2018
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005