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A weak ass motherfucker. Can refer to someone that’s soft asf too. A weef is just overall a soft ass pussy.
*The boys are at the beach*

*Sees a group of girls*

John: Let’s go see what’s up with these bitties.

Jake: Nah im good im chillin

*Jake is single and is not talking to anyone*

Alex: Jake ur such a fucking weef grow a pair
by vlone soldier October 13, 2020
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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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the action when a person place thing or idea has been savagledy ripped apart by overly sized viscious birds.
shut up before you get weefed!

weefed;weefer;weefified;
by Valerie Wynn January 25, 2005
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An audible emission of air from a wolf's vagina
The weef startled the deer the wolf was stalking.
by MrBrocktoon April 05, 2008
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Dude did u hear that?
Yeah it sounded like Alvin weefed!
by cambodia April 03, 2015
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the opposite of a queef. The insucking of air into the vagina, much like a deep vaginal breath.
After a long pussy pounding hour, her vagina weefed with fatigue.
by conzie fitzwilson April 13, 2003
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