The act of masturbating whilst blazing it. Also commonly known as 'disappointing your mother.'

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

(n) A person who whacks off with one hand and holds a bong, bowl, or other form of marijuana smoking paraphernalia in the other, releasing their dick only to light or repack.

(Verb) the act of jacking off high

the process of smoking a bowl of marijuana then masturbating

To blaze then fap.

The instance in which a male is masturbating while smoking marijuana.