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While "nexting" through Chat Roulette, only to find your social partner to have his webcam pointed directly at the outside of his fist .... that is pleasuring his junk. Web Knuckles.
I was hitting next ... and then BAM ... got hit in the face with a screen full of Web Knuckles.
by GortonsFisherman March 11, 2010
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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