adj. Worn, stained, or warped by or as if by exposure to weather; seasoned: a roof of weathered shingles.

Yo mamma's face is real weathered because she's been outside too much
by Rokhsanna December 18, 2005
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The daily conditions of the atmosphere (Ex. sunny, raining, snowing, etc.) The weather can be beautiful, dark, nasty.
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1. An exclamation, most times uttered by third party members, used when someone had just received a serious insult from another person and chances of returning with a good comeback are slim.

2. Used also when an inanimate object in conjunction with a human makes the human appear stupid and the inanimate object superior.
1. "Dude, you're shirt sucks." "That's not what you're mom thinks." " OUU Weathered!"

2. *Girl bangs into door*
Friends: "Hahahah you just got weathered by the door." or "That door just weathered you."
by AlThePal November 20, 2011
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1. The best fucking thing you could ever possibly say in any given situation

2. An amazing quote from Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Steve: Haven't seen you in a while man, how's it going?

Rob: My girlfriend left me yesterday after I lost my job and shortly after that, my dog was hit by a drunk driver. My life is an ever-darkening abyss, I'm so depressed and I just don't know what to do anymore. My life is crumbling around me, I'm a broken man...

Chris: THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS WEATHER!
by slamthevag8 April 19, 2011
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When you have sex with someone 2-3 times your age.
I really think I need to stop drinking, I got Weathered again last night. The last thing I remember he was showing me pictures of his house and promising me a better life. When I woke up I had a gray haired old man in my bed.
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"How ya getting on, this weather"... or... " I could do with a girlfriend this weather"
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