A subtle query used by the drunk, stoned, tripping, and otherwise inebriated to check a fellow’s self assessment of his or her condition. typically used in situations in which frank inquiry is not possible.
cashier: “that will be twenty dollars and 19 cents”
you: “How’s the weather?”
your stoned friend struggling to comprehend money: “quite cloudy.” (that is to say, as the analogy follows, he’s is too impaired)
you: “How’s the weather?”
your stoned friend struggling to comprehend money: “quite cloudy.” (that is to say, as the analogy follows, he’s is too impaired)
by Dingus Hunter January 16, 2019
A big piece of shit. Ruins everyone's opinions and loses friends. Hates their ex best friend and wants to die. But thats ok. Because they hate everything else anyways.
Person 1: have you heard of the piece of shit Jaida Weathers?
Person 2: yeah! I hate them sm.
Person 1: me too!
Person 2: yeah! I hate them sm.
Person 1: me too!
by Duck <3 July 09, 2021
Blue skies, a few fluffy clouds and a bright sun that definitely would have a baby's smile on it if only you could look at it without burning your retina.
by shakeyourmoneymaker November 19, 2018
The default answer you give to someone who asks "what was that?" Mirroring the government's response to any UFO or UAP question.
Jake, when you threw that suction cup dildo across the classroom, Mrs Lovingcock asked me what was thrown. I just told her it was a Weather Balloon so she wouldn't question it further.
by Charlie Badass July 18, 2021
by CPTINcognito February 01, 2016
Women in relationships floating a lot of hot air in search of stormy weather in their relationships. Often accusing their significant other of “Gaslighting” so as to manipulate situations to their end.
My girlfriend is always Weather Ballooning our relationship by fabricating issues to try and manipulate me to do what she wants.
by Jussthefax May 19, 2021
Weather Boarding(verb)
A form of social torture by showing your friends in the Midwest or on the East Coast pictures of sunny Southern California while they are stuck inside during yet another snowstorm.
A form of social torture by showing your friends in the Midwest or on the East Coast pictures of sunny Southern California while they are stuck inside during yet another snowstorm.
I spent most of the morning at work "Weather Boarding" the guys in the Chicago office.
Or
Cheri was sorry she choose a school back East, having been
"Weather Boarded" by her friends at UCLA.
Or
Cheri was sorry she choose a school back East, having been
"Weather Boarded" by her friends at UCLA.
by xemo February 05, 2011