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A joke shop located in Diagon Alley where all you're pranking dreams come true. Owned by Fred (RIP) and George Weasley. Home to anything fun in the wizarding world. Well known for insulting Voldemort with the You-Know-Poo sign.
Argus Filch's worst nightmare...
Argus Filch's worst nightmare...
Dude, let's go to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!
Yea I need to restock my joke supplies! Filch took it all.
Yea I need to restock my joke supplies! Filch took it all.
by TrueMILAer December 18, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018