by depressfox November 15, 2010
To walk the talk, present the stone, you are the shit and anyone who has their brains fully on will know you are wearing the hat. When you are the polymath, still remain humble about it even thru successful pioneering. Don't take shit from the miserable nagging crows that talk shit and eat shit. You are a peaceful lion. A king or queen. Welcome to the pack.
Do whatever you have to do to figure things out. Wear the hat. Because only you know how it needs to fit.
by Retrostyle November 30, 2020
A cautionary platitude expressing the frustrations and/or ambivalence towards a situation; an exclamation of humanity's futility in the face of insurmountable insanity, stupidity, or all-around wretchedness.
- Do you ever have one of those days when you can't begin to justify having gotten out of bed?
- I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- Kevin's coming back from vacation on Monday, and he will be pissed!
- Wow, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- Hey Jerry, how's it going?
- Ugh, I had an 8:30 meeting with Bill yesterday.
- Ooof, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- Kevin's coming back from vacation on Monday, and he will be pissed!
- Wow, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- Hey Jerry, how's it going?
- Ugh, I had an 8:30 meeting with Bill yesterday.
- Ooof, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
by Drew Garrison February 22, 2007
by Arcenator October 19, 2011