Top definition
A phrase commonly used to show that you have been royally let down. Parallel to the phrase "Shit's Weak" made popular by the movie Grandma's Boy.
Actor 1:
Dude I hear Susan, that one broad who gave me chlamydia, is dating some muscle head.

Actor 2:
Weak Apples.

Actor 1:
Yeah, I had big plans for me and her.
by Adam Ayers November 15, 2006
Get a Weak Apples mug for your cat Manley.
Apr 28 Word of the Day
Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.
by masokitsune January 17, 2019
Get the stupid people neck gaiter and mug.