The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.
Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.
by GKBDB January 11, 2010
The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.
Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.
by GKBDB January 11, 2010
A game performed by a close knit group of male friends involving one waffle, and 3-5 players. To prepare, everyone strips down until they are butt naked. Then all players start masturbating over the waffle. The goal of this activity is to ejaculate on to the waffle as quick as possible whoever cums last has to devour the semen drenched waffle completely.
Guy 1: what's wrong with Tristan he's been acting weird today.
Guy 2: Oh he just lost a game of Wazzy waffle earlier this morning, he'll be fine tomorrow.
Guy 2: Oh he just lost a game of Wazzy waffle earlier this morning, he'll be fine tomorrow.
by Wazzy the semen demon May 27, 2017
A straight up person, dont care about what others think. Honest when asked, and is not fake with any of the ones she truly loves.
by Jajsnzuzn December 30, 2015
by wazzy poppers January 16, 2009
1.)Expression used to convey joy, happiness, and other good feelings.
2.)a nonsensical expression.
Originated by the band Patent Pending in reference to one of their roadies.
2.)a nonsensical expression.
Originated by the band Patent Pending in reference to one of their roadies.
by jmodum90 July 27, 2006
by purinsimple December 05, 2006