Historic land of homosexuality in Pennsylvania. It was founded in 1769 by Dick Burns along with his male companion. People typically like to frolic through soybean fields in the nude. A girl by the name of Anna once roller bladed in the high school and dropped her junk everywhere, then she got a sex change. The end.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Although it has been defined by friends of mine already, i will explain it furthermore since i have lived here all my short life.
It is a place where everyone loves to hang out at McDonalds, Rutters, the skating rink, and the local YMCA. Almost everyone here is either a complete hick, a wanna-be gangsta', or they wanna get the hell outta here.
Although most people hate the damn place, it is a great place to find people that are just rude wanna be rednecks. They are a disgrace to real rednecks.
Altogether though, Waynesboro is also the best place to find great friends among the weirdies.

A small town in PA where everyone either says, "crick" or, "ignernt". Where the Mcdonalds is always full of little gangster wannabe's riding around on their bicycles or old people having breakfast. Where everyone's parents are divorced and everyone rents a house.

A city in central Virginia where, if you managed to become stranded in this city by accident while on a road trip, you would rather choose death than to remain another hour there.

A small town in Pennsylvania complete with a bunch of hicks, fuck sticks, fags, wannabes, people who sit at home all day and do nothing, and arrogant parents and grandparents who think they are the shit because they make $30,000 a year.

If you live in Waynesboro, PA you are usually either very happy or very sad. There is really no one who is complacent.

Suck my dick.

A small town in South Central Pennsylvania that is awesome. We say things like "crick" and "wurter". Kids here throw parties, drink profusely, have sex, and smoke pot. This is a good place and one should feel blessed if they ever get to visit. Only people who are boring and unimaginative don't like living there.