Noun; Douchebagidness vibes that radiate from a person usually at a party or a gathering which can be instantly felt when entering the room. (feeling like a slap to the face)
by Leo Link Ian Shankster October 05, 2007
Pronunciation: \ˈwāf\
Function: verb
Acronym meaning "Write a Fucking Email". Often the action part of a remark that may be uttered by a person who becomes increasingly bored or annoyed while hearing someone complain about how they've been "wronged" by or displeased with someone or something, typically a co-worker, or a company they do business with.
In many instances, it serves the same effect as telling you to STFU and send a written complaint to someone who cares or can actually do something about it.
In other cases, it can simply be slang used in giving someone advice on how to handle a problem where they feel "slighted".
Function: verb
Acronym meaning "Write a Fucking Email". Often the action part of a remark that may be uttered by a person who becomes increasingly bored or annoyed while hearing someone complain about how they've been "wronged" by or displeased with someone or something, typically a co-worker, or a company they do business with.
In many instances, it serves the same effect as telling you to STFU and send a written complaint to someone who cares or can actually do something about it.
In other cases, it can simply be slang used in giving someone advice on how to handle a problem where they feel "slighted".
Elwood - Damn! I hate that electronics store! That place is a mess and you can't get anybody to help you find anything, and when you do their clerks are retards! The store reeks like a locker room. And, not only that...
Martha - Whoa! Dude...! Chill! Why don't you quit griping a W.A.F.E. 'em...? Ain't nothing I can do about it...!
* * *
Travis - Man, I am so tired of marketing sending me layout changes after the deadline. Three weeks in a row now they've caused me to work late and miss Happy Hour!
Eddy - They're gonna keep on doing that stuff to you until you WAFE those losers. Copy their Manager and tell them you gonna refuse anything they turn in past the deadline.
Martha - Whoa! Dude...! Chill! Why don't you quit griping a W.A.F.E. 'em...? Ain't nothing I can do about it...!
* * *
Travis - Man, I am so tired of marketing sending me layout changes after the deadline. Three weeks in a row now they've caused me to work late and miss Happy Hour!
Eddy - They're gonna keep on doing that stuff to you until you WAFE those losers. Copy their Manager and tell them you gonna refuse anything they turn in past the deadline.
by WilsonicBoom October 11, 2009
when your female accomplice has a sweatie ass;make sure her panties are off, get her on all fours, be at least a foot or less from her ass;spread her ass cheeks apart get ready to smell the aroma from her ass. The wafe a true ass lovers scent.
my friend came home from jogging she was all sweatie and hot she stripped naked i got her on her knees i busted her ass cheeks apart and the wafe came out from between her buns.
by rocketmania August 03, 2006
COB: " now hear this all waves grab your socks air lock inspection " Chief walks by rudder up you gals know I like a tawt ship "
COB: " now hear this next Navy drill dive, dive, dive Haooogaa Haooogaa Haooogaa, chief fire one, One running hot stright and normal sir!
Navy sport riding waves
( COB = Chief of the Boat )
COB: " now hear this next Navy drill dive, dive, dive Haooogaa Haooogaa Haooogaa, chief fire one, One running hot stright and normal sir!
Navy sport riding waves
( COB = Chief of the Boat )
by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006
Guy 1: Yesterday I installed a Versico Thermo-plyomic splastendular custom roofing system.
Guy 2: Waves.
Guy 2: Waves.
by The Construction Bible TM December 01, 2018
Hi. I have been worried again these last days.
I try to eat well, havent worked out though since quarantine.
Miss my parents, my sister's out doing whatever (clueless), miss my friends.
I try to eat well, havent worked out though since quarantine.
Miss my parents, my sister's out doing whatever (clueless), miss my friends.
Can't shake it off, the bad thoughts, mortality rates here, second and third waves there. driving me crazy.
via giphy
by Sister Greta March 31, 2020
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