Town located in Wisconsin where each morning everyone wakes up and pisses excellence.

Place where the MILFs like to party during the week, but still take their kids to school in the morning themselves.

Village in Dane County, Wisconsin that is often called "La La Land" due to its very friendly neighbors, town sports spirit, alcohol consumption of residents, and MILFs.

Waunakee, also known as White-a-kee, is a small farming town near the capital of Wisconsin, Madison. The population is literally 99.999999% white, and there is nothing to do there. In order to survive there, you need to be a badass at sports, or be smashed twenty-four/seven.

waunakee is the worst place to live, if you live here, you need to be shit faced. 24\7.