An online/app reading site, where 11 year old girls write pornographic Solangelo (Will Solace × Nico di Angelo (Heroes of Olympus)) fan fiction.
Totally clichéd. Everything is a repeat of another book.
But, it has me wrapped around its finger and begging for more.
Totally clichéd. Everything is a repeat of another book.
But, it has me wrapped around its finger and begging for more.
I read fan fiction on Wattpad.
by TheDivergentGamesCHB June 30, 2016
The unholiest website that destroys little innocent souls.
The unholiest website that provides porn for innocent underaged children
The unholiest website that provides porn for innocent underaged children
Hey! I've just gone on wattpad! It's great and has great stories.
or
Hey! I've just gone on wattpad! It's destroyed my life.
or
Hey! I've just gone on wattpad! It's destroyed my life.
by Wifisystemmmmm October 23, 2019
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by BurnMePls January 25, 2021
peron 1: i juts read a book about someone shoving a monster can up their arsehole
person 2: that's wattpad for you ;)
person 2: that's wattpad for you ;)
by grogington June 09, 2021
Where talentless 13-year-old girls (most often "directioners") can post their idiotic stories about two of the One Direction boys in a gay romance.
These crappy, immature, illiterate nobodies proceed to write completely-predictable, unoriginal garbage, and happen to get around 100,000 reads, 100,000 votes, and 100,000 comments about how amazing the stories are (I'm surprised their little brains can even tell the works apart, considering they're all the same). These comments consist of things like "omg ur SO talnted", "oh wander wutll hapn necst", and "right MOAR!" (please don't).
And to beat it all, the very few half-decent writers on the garbage site get about five reads if their story isn't about vampire-werewolf love triangles or One Direction fanfiction. Way-to-go, Wattpad!
These crappy, immature, illiterate nobodies proceed to write completely-predictable, unoriginal garbage, and happen to get around 100,000 reads, 100,000 votes, and 100,000 comments about how amazing the stories are (I'm surprised their little brains can even tell the works apart, considering they're all the same). These comments consist of things like "omg ur SO talnted", "oh wander wutll hapn necst", and "right MOAR!" (please don't).
And to beat it all, the very few half-decent writers on the garbage site get about five reads if their story isn't about vampire-werewolf love triangles or One Direction fanfiction. Way-to-go, Wattpad!
Random girl: OMG wattpad is so cool!
Me: Actually, it's crap. Get off there, before it rots your brain any farther.
Random girl reading book: I'm reading this new book called "Secret Wings"!
Me: What's happened so far?
Random girl: Well, this girl Hailey has no mom. It says, "The only thing that could be called unusual in her life was that her mother had disappeared into thin air not long after Hailey's birth." I can't IMAGINE what will happen!
Me: Well, taking from both the title and that cruddy "foreshadowing" you just gave me, the main character will have something happen to her that reveals she is some mythical creature, go on some dumb quest to find her mother, and after a whole lot of garbage, be reunited with her mother.
Random girl: Yeah, well I bet that doesn't happen!
-Ten minutes later-
Random girl: Oh my gosh! She's a fairy!
-Twenty minutes later-
Random girl: Yes! She's found her mother!
Me: God, help us.
To help you imagine Wattpad, this "story" is actually in second place for Fantasy.
Me: Actually, it's crap. Get off there, before it rots your brain any farther.
Random girl reading book: I'm reading this new book called "Secret Wings"!
Me: What's happened so far?
Random girl: Well, this girl Hailey has no mom. It says, "The only thing that could be called unusual in her life was that her mother had disappeared into thin air not long after Hailey's birth." I can't IMAGINE what will happen!
Me: Well, taking from both the title and that cruddy "foreshadowing" you just gave me, the main character will have something happen to her that reveals she is some mythical creature, go on some dumb quest to find her mother, and after a whole lot of garbage, be reunited with her mother.
Random girl: Yeah, well I bet that doesn't happen!
-Ten minutes later-
Random girl: Oh my gosh! She's a fairy!
-Twenty minutes later-
Random girl: Yes! She's found her mother!
Me: God, help us.
To help you imagine Wattpad, this "story" is actually in second place for Fantasy.
by Trevrizent February 15, 2015
An app filled with hormonal 12 year-old girls, who claim they're all bisexual, that simp over their favourite celebrities and/or anime characters by reading cringey fanfiction.
They also make their own "books"
(Which is also fanfiction), which turn out to be dog shit and barely readable.
They also make their own "books"
(Which is also fanfiction), which turn out to be dog shit and barely readable.
Julie: "Hey, Betty! Have you seen the new Junkook fanfiction book?"
Betty: "Julie, stop reading fanfiction and uninstall Wattpad, please. You're addicted. We've talked about this."
Betty: "Julie, stop reading fanfiction and uninstall Wattpad, please. You're addicted. We've talked about this."
by SleekRainbow July 04, 2020