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A Wattpad boy is someone who is essentially damn near perfect. They give their love interest all the attention that is required to be amazing. Dating a Wattpad boy is every girls dream.
Person 1: Alex is so perfect. I think I might have found a Wattpad boy.
Person 2: aww the is so cute. You’re so lucky.
Person 2: aww the is so cute. You’re so lucky.
by Ace03 May 07, 2019
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A wattpad boy is a boy that has everything you could ever want in a person. He is whatever you need at the time. He is typically sweet but cute and/or sexy and is intelligent too! Perfectly imperfect in his own way, typically at least a little shy.
The type of guy you usually only find in a wattpad romance book, treats you how you deserve.
If you have a wattpad boy, don’t let him go!
The type of guy you usually only find in a wattpad romance book, treats you how you deserve.
If you have a wattpad boy, don’t let him go!
Person 1: I can't believe it, Alexander is everything I want in a guy, he's my own personal wattpad boy.
Person 2: Dont let him go, I bet so many girls want him!
Person 2: Dont let him go, I bet so many girls want him!
by AlextheArschloch August 26, 2020