A diarrhea in which the feces is so liquified that it has all the properties, save color, of water. It flows so quickly and uncontrollably that it is hardly noticeable when leaving the anus, and may look like urine once in the toilet.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.