Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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to throw a water bottle at a bitch
Dave: What did you do yesterday?
Brittney: I water bottled that bitch Tanya.
by dveltmands June 21, 2010
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A bottle of water filled with vodka usually at teen dances or socials.
Jim: Yo Frankie you bringing the water bottles?
Frankie: Yeah G I'm loading up.
by Mr. Pizzle April 21, 2009
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An exceptionally large penis that can release seminal fluid many feet. 9 inches AT LEAST.
Slut1: How big is your boyfriend
Slut2: Like 10 inches
Slut1: what's that like?
Slut2: A water bottle in your coolie.
by TommyTubervillelicksmyballs September 14, 2007
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When you fill a girl with 2 tons of cum.
Furda saw on snap fucking Chirs filled that girl like a water bottle.
by HowBahNah October 09, 2018
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