insult - someone who does nothin with their life (or nothing much)
eg Jimmy drops out of skool and has no job and claims benefits for 5 years an still lives at home with his mum an has dirty clothes- Jimmy iz a wasteman.
eg Jimmy drops out of skool and has no job and claims benefits for 5 years an still lives at home with his mum an has dirty clothes- Jimmy iz a wasteman.
by Skeptas Wifey March 30, 2005
A man, who doesn't act his age, normally from a village, who spends his life in the same clothes drinking alcohol, taking drugs in the local pub, ending up at someone's kitchen, with no job or prospects and a complete disrespect for women
'Ey up mate what you get up to last night?'
'Got shitfaced mate propped up the kitchen all night sniffed coke. Still ere in fact'
'It's 4pm though dude?'
'Fuck it, u got any sniff come round'
'You're a wasteman'
'Got shitfaced mate propped up the kitchen all night sniffed coke. Still ere in fact'
'It's 4pm though dude?'
'Fuck it, u got any sniff come round'
'You're a wasteman'
by Smartbird May 14, 2017
A term often used in Toronto and London. Calling one a 'Wasteman' can be very offensive. Wasteman is basically calling someone a loser.
by MoZHasALargeaz March 17, 2017
Me: Matt, can you get a cake for Paula's birthday for tomorrow?
Matt: Sure, no problem, leave it with me.
The morning of the birthday, WhatsApp from Matt:
Matt: I'm sorry, I totally forgot about the cake, can you sort something out?
Me: YOU ABSOLUTE WASTEMAN!
Matt: Sure, no problem, leave it with me.
The morning of the birthday, WhatsApp from Matt:
Matt: I'm sorry, I totally forgot about the cake, can you sort something out?
Me: YOU ABSOLUTE WASTEMAN!
by Monsoon Miah August 16, 2018
by bforbenjamin January 30, 2020
He’s the guy that expects the world but gives zero back.
He wants for nothing unless you’re paying.
He’s out for a deal wherever he can find one.
He’ll stay at with you and your gf but ignore your gf.
He’s tardy with time and expects you to drop plans with your gf to watch him try on suits.
He’ll speak to you once a year (when he wants you get get him something) and make you best man.
He wants for nothing unless you’re paying.
He’s out for a deal wherever he can find one.
He’ll stay at with you and your gf but ignore your gf.
He’s tardy with time and expects you to drop plans with your gf to watch him try on suits.
He’ll speak to you once a year (when he wants you get get him something) and make you best man.
by Badbitch4 June 11, 2019
by Evryone has namb November 19, 2020