Ranked the 7th worst city in America for 2007 Most Dangerous Crime Top 25 by Morgan Quitno Press. (Used to be the murder capital for many years in the 90's and 2003-04)

DC is divided up into four quadrants. NorthWest DC, SouthEast,SouthWest,and NorthEast. Northwest is very rich for the most part, with the majority of homes selling for over a million dollars, more private schools than you could count and a very preppy population. Not much crime here. Dc is amazing except for all the goddamn tourists who try to ruin everything by being fat and obnoxious.

It's a city full of hubris. Stinky, vile, disgusting hubris. Even the low-level government workers, actors, camera crews, reporters and teachers are full of themselves. Worst place in the world to live.

1. The place where Obama lives
2. Where the worst traffic in the world is.
3. Not the best place to live, so dont even bother.

An off-brand washing machine sold exclusively in America that can cleanse your soul of communism.

Washington DC is a place where politicians like to go and build government buildings like the White House. They also like to make changes to the law in those big rooms with all the seats.