The greatest hockey team in the greatest sports league ever. (see NHL)

They're in a rebuilding season, but pretty soon they'll be winning Stanleys, as they should be.

Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.

Shititest team in hockey that bends around shoving their sticks deep in there assholes. After each game they proceed by having gay sex with chosen members of the coaching staff.

Someone who greatly underachieves.