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It's when a girl is giving a blow job, and she's doing good with her mouth and then she stops and takes her mouth off and the dick is all wet and then the girl starts giving a very violent hand job in which case she is not going north and south she's also going east and west and any chance of the guy cumming is lost because of her sudden hand attack on the guys dick
Brad: Man, this girl gave me a washing machine last night
Matt: Oh man I'm sorry, did it hurt....
Brad: Of course it hurt SHE GAVE ME A WASHING MACHINE
by Chadagonia March 15, 2015
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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During anal sex with a woman you pee up her ass and gyrate your hips in a circular motion whilst making a wooshing sound.
I turned her into a washing machine last night now shes cleaning shit up all day
by DEMuahahah June 27, 2011
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When someone's tongue makes an unpleasant repetative circular motion while performing oral sex on a woman.
Oh my god, he was a washing machine, I had to fake it to make him stop!
by Olivia E November 05, 2006
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giant vibrator for women or men . . . . . eeeewwwwwwww.
miss Clemantine was very unsatisfied from the other leading vibrators so she leaned up against a washing machine.
by 8_Balled March 13, 2005
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