someone (a female hopefully!)who loves to and/or is good at giving head.
Helen Golich (go lick??)
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by Helen G. November 07, 2003
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A person who sucks up to a teacher, boss, or a person with higher status.
Look at Phil stay late to help out the Mr.Thompson, what a ball washer.
by DWG99 November 12, 2007
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Someone who washes their penis on the urinal flush stream. To do this, they normally thrust their pelvis (and thus penis) deep into the urinal, until the penis touches the stream. They will then flush the urinal, often repeatedly, until they deem their penis to be clean. Paper towel is then used to dry the penis.

One variant is to just use a paper towel (available in most public washrooms) run the paper towel under the urinal stream, and then wash the penis manually with the paper towel.
That guy is a "wanker washer". I saw him washing his wanker in the urinal yesterday.
by Dave March 04, 2003
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The european bathroom, water sprayer backside-cleansing accessory used instead of toilet paper.
Ok, no paper ever again; gots me a dog washer at home...better clear than smear, eh?
by YAWA December 02, 2019
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Used as an alternate term for a BJQ.
Kristi wouldn't sleep with me, but that girl is one helluva lobster washer.
by Fletchilicious September 13, 2009
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An Indian, usually working in the IT field, who doesn't know his job and can't be understood by anyone not from the sub-continent. He's also being paid a lot less than the worker who was laid off that did his job before it was outsourced.

"That elephant washer called again. I couldn't make out what the fuck he was talking about."
by Dmaag Khor August 15, 2007
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