giving someone excessive flattery. Recently popularized by the Petros and Money show on Fox Sports Radio.

The act of cleaning a dirty toilet by urinating extra hard on the grime in the bowl.

A quick soap-free rinse of a plate, cup, or utensil which had recently been used. This is most useful for low-oil, water based, or dry foods. Wiping with a paper towel will usually remove residual food particles missed by the bachelor wash.

The common practice of men, where after using a public restroom, instead of actually washing their hands, they simply slightly dampen them under the sink and then dry them on the pants or a paper towel. Thus giving the illusion that they did in fact wash their hands.

The process of masturbating whilst sat on an active washing machine using the vibrations of the device to enhance the pleasure of the activity

Think of a salty wash as something similar to a facial, where instead of spooge on the face, it's now cum in the hair. This is typically evident in girls walking around the mall who just got up, are wearing their pajamas in public, and forgot to wash the jiz from their hair.

To hastily clean your manhood in the basin of a pub’s toilets in preparation for a forthcoming sexual act with someone you’ve just met.