Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A term used to describe a general feeling of exhaust, tiredness and lack of motivation. For example, after a long day at work, one may experience the feeling of being washed.

It is often used to describe a feeling obtained after smoking marijuana or day-drinking.
Sarah: Yo Chelsea, you down to go out and get wasted tonight?

Chelsea: Maybe another night, I'm super washed today.
by ilovemyducks February 26, 2010
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You’re a n00b or trying to do something that is completely out of your depth / element.

Can also mean that you can no longer keep up with others who are more hip, experienced, or cooler than you. You’re past your prime.
You can’t go sockless wearing Nike Element 87s bro; you’re so washed.
by EvilMaldito October 11, 2018
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What one feels the day after getting completely stoned. One feels tired, lazy, and even the slightest movement requires immense effort due to the amount of tiredness. Some feel recurrences of their high when they're washed.
"dude, i cant go to her house, im waay too washed."
by John November 23, 2003
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so fucking high you are pretty much dead. Usually comes at the end of the high and results in sleep
no man, im too washed. i got to go home.
by jenn June 30, 2003
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Right after you smoke chewy blunts with a panda, then you pass out on his chest
Hey mr. panda im washed as fuck
by KRKD June 30, 2005
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