May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.
β€œ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

β€œHey Chris where have you been?” β€œSorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”
by P.L.S January 31, 2019
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