This is the real me.

I’ve never worn makeup

Or even a crop top

I bite every single fingernail

My face is so very pale

But then again, I’ve got red ears
I’m so weird and queers

My hair, always in a messy bun
When it’s down, looks like it wants to run

Away from my face, it sticks out frizzy
I’m all in a tizzy

Ive got braces
And bold glasses

But you know what? This is who I am
I don’t need to be watched by a cam

I love to be me
Because I’m so free

Of jealousy, no wishes to be someone else

None of that stress

Let’s stop with comparison
And promote self-love, saying, “I won!”

Something people actually define on Urban Dictionary ._.

Not you.

A word used on the internet (especially Tumblr) in reference to something that's even remotely relevant or similar to the person uttering said phrase. The word "That's" before "me" is implicitly assumed.

The most amazing person you will ever meet. Beautiful, intelligent, and fun.

Phrase to take blame for something you fucked up in a situation where it could not possibly be anyone else’s fault.

A stupid introvert who sits in the corner all day and does nothing with their lives.