wart

Someone or something that you want to get rid off but really can't.
This someone or something is so annoying that it drives you crazy but still you've gotten attached to it and you can't live without it.

On one hand there's something about her that makes me want to spend all my time with her but on the other hand I know it's not the best thing for me. She's a real Wart.

by jozefa April 10, 2008

wart

The thing that just fell off my toe that bleeds and hurts when you bump it against the table leg.

I have a bloody scab where my wart was

by wort gal November 12, 2003

wart

a flaw or imperfection

The single wart in the programming was frequently overlooked.

by The Return of Light Joker May 15, 2009

wart

an artistic glass bump or bubble on a glass pipe or bong

My first three bongs had flower designs in their warts.

by Mike Simmons July 7, 2005

wart

What one's arse unexpectedly does while one is urinating.

I was putting my festered penis away (with my hanky) and the guy next to me let fly a wart.

by barearsed January 10, 2005

warting

When you walk and fart at the same time. Usually done by old people.

I walked in there and saw grandpa warting.

by Brian December 2, 2004

Wart

An acronym for "watermelon ass ripping turd", describing a large poop that felt like it ripped your ass on the way out.

Upon rising from the toilet, Biff shouted "Hey guys! I just had a watermelon ass ripping turd! It was a Wart!"

by Chronitron March 16, 2009