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What happens when a moonlanding gets a bit more intimate? A warpzone is when two individuals press their asses so close together that their buttholes touch. Lining up perfectly, the buttholes form a path that transcends time and space similar to that of a black hole. Some say if any person attempted to go from one side of the warpzone to the other there's no telling where in the universe they might end up.
In contrast to moonlandings, warpzones are rarely accidental with the exception of people with very small yet loose butt cheeks. Warpzones are a very intentional act and can be a show of love or lust.
In contrast to moonlandings, warpzones are rarely accidental with the exception of people with very small yet loose butt cheeks. Warpzones are a very intentional act and can be a show of love or lust.
Things got crazy last night with my girlfriend. We skipped right past first, second, and third base and went straight to warpzoning!
I drank way to much last night and warpzoned some random guy at the bar. I should get checked out.
"I'm detecting a disruption in the space-time continuum, there's a concentration of warpzoning going on in Buffalo it appears. The Bills must have won the SuperBowl."
I drank way to much last night and warpzoned some random guy at the bar. I should get checked out.
"I'm detecting a disruption in the space-time continuum, there's a concentration of warpzoning going on in Buffalo it appears. The Bills must have won the SuperBowl."
by Intergalactictraveller January 06, 2021
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A place where most people (both in video games and in fiction) go to in order to get to somewhere much more easily, mainly consists of 1 to 3 green warp pipes.
by epic343 November 11, 2013