asexual act where a man is about to ejaculate and runs to his patner(who is not expecting it) and ejaculates in her pussy.
Bob was {jerking off} in behind Barbra while she was watching TV. When he felt the need to cum he ran up to her and puts his penis in her vagina and {cumed} and he yelled warm welcome.
by mr dude67 June 02, 2012
A sexual act where during a 69 session, the male farts and then uses his leg to put his partner into a headlock forcing her/him to bask in the sulphuric glory that is his flatulence. This preferably happens under a blanket
by You bee itches May 08, 2019
a warm exhalation on the crotch of the person's pants or under garments of the person you're about to perform oral sex on.
1. Yeah, sally gave me a blowjob last night. It was great, she started me off with a warm welcome ... yeah.
2. OMG, he totally gave me a warm welcome before he tore off my panties and ate me out ... yeah.
2. OMG, he totally gave me a warm welcome before he tore off my panties and ate me out ... yeah.
by wuntoothrie November 20, 2011
by C for proof November 02, 2014
A warm welcome is when you go to the master bathroom,turn off the water to the toilet,flush all the water out,take a dump,wipe your ass,then put the used paper between the pages of a magazine,or trashcan.turn the water back on,turn on the heater,and lock the door behind you.
Me and Jethro were at Flo's party the other night,she ran out of food and drink,so Jethro decided to leave her a Warm Welcome as a reminder to get it right next time!
by bigeasyone September 13, 2009
The act of farting while simultaneously sitting on a toilet. The air becomes pressurized in the bowl and blows through your legs and up into your face. Essentially Farting into your own face. Creating the effect of a warm welcome to the throne.
As I sat down to dump out, I blasted a huge fart into the depths. From the darkness my honor was accepted, and the winds of approval came shooting back betwixt my parted legs. My hair blew in the stinking wind as I received a warm welcome, and I was home.
by ToM_Builder_ October 17, 2020