Waluigi’s thicc nig

the underrated, cool, handsome, bad guy. the opposite of mario, yet they still seem to be the hip guys between the kids. i mean come on, man, have you seen the video game charts lately? they rule that chart.

Waluigi's poor brother who doesn't get as much attention as Waluigi.

A sexy ass motherfucker

The best character in the Super Mario franchise. Takes much longer to select in Mario Kart: Double Dash.

Wario is Elon Musk' secret identity

Wario is Mario's evil cousin and rival in "The Super Mario Bros" by Nintendo. He's italian and he and his brother Waluigi own a big cave full of rare and expensive minerals. He has got a big hat similar to Mario's, but it's yellow and it's got a "W" instead of Mario's "M"; he loves money and he also has HUGE NIPPLES.