a fat bitch that causes trouble to mario and the gang he is fat

(n.) Slang for potent marijuana; Named for the Nintendo character who was allegedly transformed by drugs from an average plumbing school drop-out to a wealthy evil genius and womanizer.

After Bowser, Wario is Mario’s greatest rival. Despite popular belief, the two are NOT related.

Wario is a very mean, greedy, disgusting and rude caricature of Mario. Unlike Mario, he isn’t just plump, he’s very obese. His mustache radiates much more wild and powerful energy than Mario’s.

Ability-wise, he’s incredibly strong and able to lift characters and objects that are much, much heavier than him. His shoulder bash is a signature move of his in the Wario Land series.

Wario is both a treasure hunter and a successful businessman, founding WarioWare Inc., a video game company that specializes in short 5-second games called microgames. He often cheats his employees out of their earnings but never truly gets away with it.

The physical manefestation of satan.

The opposer to our one true king. Waluigi. He first made his appearance In(ANY FURTHER INFORMATION IS PROHIBITED)

A highly addictive video game which allows players to waste their lives away three seconds at a time.

The most wonderful time.

A game of Mario Party with the mini-game explanations turned off so that no one knows what to do next like in WarioWare.