A small town that lies right off the cape. Onset is one of the most popular tourist attractions in town, along with Water Wizz. Wareham is known to never back down from a fight and is feared by surrounding towns. Overall Wareham is a fairly nice town. Many alternate meanings of words are originated here including guido, Cumbys blow jobs, Hesster the Molester, and many more. Hess is the most common place to find groups of teenagers who have nothing better to do than sit in the parking lot and cause ruckus.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

The retarded kid in class who thinks everything is food and shits himself everyday. But he's surprisingly good at Madden.

A person that is very, very tall yet can't jump.

A boy who is shit at fifa and has lips from last to Tokyo