Someone who acts like they're so hip & cool for knowing a few memes on the /b/ on 4chan

Coined & commonly used by Hailya Varia with all the /b/tards that enter her live in the stickam community.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.