When playing charades and trying to convey Auto erotic asphyxiation but relaying the answer as Chokey Wanky

When you wank with a knife in your hand.
The best and worst feeling at the same time.

A piece of fabric used for mopping up semen after masturbation. An ideal wanky hanky would be about one foot square, in 3-tone cream camo pattern.

A rare type of sad winky smiley face that is only used by blonde and ginger people called ciara and Joel

Wank magazines, as in, porno.

A wanky blanky is.....when ur in the parents house ( or anyones) and u feel the need to spank the yank frank but u have no tissues to hand, so u get ur sock ( or anyones) and put it over ur penis and masterbate so any foam from the cum cannon is caught within the sock