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When you have a drunken urge to go to the toilet and defecate into your hands and use the excrement to relieve oneself with a masturbation ritual.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.
Man1: I just had the best wank ever by using my poo as lubricant to cum into the toilet bowl.
Man2: I'm looking forward to my Friday night ritual of a wanky poo before going clubbing tonight.
Man2: I'm looking forward to my Friday night ritual of a wanky poo before going clubbing tonight.
by Rumball June 18, 2014
Aug 10 Word of the Day
Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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man1: ooo those 12 pints of guiness made my shit so hard it made me cum when i had a dump.
man2: that was a wanky poo! always something to look forward to!
man2: that was a wanky poo! always something to look forward to!
by john thompson plymouth February 14, 2006