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Just like wank and masturbate. Just the two words added together. Commonly used by chavs or people who cant say masturbater and aren't allowed to say wank.
Mum: What are you doing in the bathroom son?
Son: Err, I'm wankstabateing...
by Sam-Me February 05, 2007
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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