A wankspangle is a thin string of semen between the hand and penis of someone that just finished masturbating.
Oh god, I hate it when you're done jerking it and you've got to clean off a wankspangle or two.
by Retribution1337 November 26, 2018
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A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.
Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.
by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016
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