your mate: "Hey did you see the new Kanye vid, dude?"
you: "No, he's a wankmongerer!"

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you