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Performing an action or an event occurring every time you masturbate
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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An extremely dumb, but successful person, most likely due to family influence.
That wankly, George W. Bush made it to President of The US with a below average showing throughout school and now look at him now kids. Look where being dumb AND rich can get you!
by Dan April 12, 2003
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