British slang term, used to describe masturbation. Much like American version known ass "Jerking off".
My girlfriend's name is M.C. Menses and her flow be fresh, so I'm wanking ALL day
by Alex Almendrades January 18, 2005
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1. British slang for masturbation or masturbating.
2. An on-line discuss without purpose or substance that often involves pretension and bullshit.
1. There was a guy in the park having a wank in the bushes.

2. Then the entire conversation degenerated into complete wank.
by A.A. September 11, 2004
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British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:

josseling
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"

American terms include:

beating off
whacking off
jerking off
he is upstaires having a jossel, would you like to leave a message?
by Chris February 27, 2005
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a derogatory british word describing the gentle art of masturbation often misused by americans. Hence:
1)wanking- not wanking off
2)wanker- not wank
3)a situation can be a wank
1) i was wanking (when my mother walked in). i had a wank.
2) Graham is a wanker. Americans are wankers.
3) That was a wank(the film, lecture, class, job interview etc).
by hornskull December 05, 2003
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(v.) To masturbate.
(adj.) A blow-off, something boring.
Bart: C'mon man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank!
Principal Skinner: If by 'wank' you mean 'educational experience' then by golly it is wanking time!
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Lee had a wank for 5 minutes , then he shot his cum straight in Matt's mouth and face.
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Usally at schools Cool/Popular kids wank while the nerds are Wankers.
Once We've finished wanking we will go and get Tom to do our Homework.He's such a wanker
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