The act of self masturbation (verb)

The most enjoyable thing for a man//woman to do, whilst bored and or by themselves. It involves for a man grabbing his now massive stiff cock and rubbing dry or with lubricant until he shoots a ton of ejaculate cum. For a female, it involves either using fingers or object such as a dildo vibrator. She masturbates by inserting fingers//object into her vagina and in a steady rythmn, rubs her clitoris clitoris until an achievement of orgasm with or without squirting.

A colloquial reference to male masturbation.

what a guy does to his dick when he is alone, to pleasure himself and cum. It feels so fucking good by the way!!!

A dance, similar to "the jerk" but preformed to hardcore rock music, preferably Down With The Sickness by Disturbed. Consists of throwing hands up and swinging head aimlessly while performing the ever so popular jerk.

.bash the bishop
.choke the chicken
.yank the plank
.clean the pipes
.grapple the gorilla
.pet the one eyed snake
.stroke the salami
.massage colin
.toss off
.shake hands with the milkman
.plain old wank
.greet the old chap
.tommy tank

Art of jacking off the man meat, giving it a good wholesome rub, massage, squeeze and jerk until you spray your hot sticky man juices over a face, into a mouth, over yourself, your hands, your abs, your pecs, the floor, the walls, and in your car, bedroom, bathroom, shower, bed, garden, and naked or in your jocks, jeans, suit trousers, or speedos.