The act of rubbing your penis until orgasm
No officer I wasn't wanking under my coat I was only dropping my daughter off at play group !
by Anal fairy September 03, 2018
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The act or the art of jerking off but the word sounds cool so I can just say I'm wanking instead of saying I'm jerking off
by Ligmafatnuts October 06, 2020
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The most epic dance in the history of epic dances.
we should go wanking to an epic beat.
by Alien Lmaos September 27, 2010
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An exclamation of approval and/or solidarity, generally applied in response to words, actions, or situations that can be broadly interpreted as clever, humorous, ironic, and/or irreverent.

Most effective when used in a funny voice, in an irritating context, or as a knee-jerk reaction to everyday occurrences.
Call: "Why are you mixing the ranch and bbq in such a precise ratio? It's just Wendy's chicken nuggets, man, it doesn't really matter all that much..."
Response: "Wank wank wank."

Call: "Why are you trying to ride three skateboards stacked on top of each other? That's just stupid!"
Response: "Wank wank wank."

Call: "Are you seriously going for triple fabs right now? It's 4AM! You have class in 5 hours!"
Response: "Wank wank wank."
by wanker3 November 05, 2010
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The most retarded kind of Pokemon made when the nutters at Nintendo take too many sniffs of the good old nose candy
Pokemon trainer - see that wank wank over there
Wank wank - *makes Downey noise*
by Broham May 09, 2018
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