by sicko the clown November 14, 2004
A high speed, pointless guitar solo. Often utilized by 80s-era hair bands. Serves no real purpose musically, except to demonstrate the technical prowess of the guitar player.
Bass player: "So, are you going to unleash any wild guitar solos on the crowd tonight, man?"
Guitar player: "Damn straight. I'm gonna wank off all over that audience, dude".
Bass player: "Sweet. Now let's get back to hoovering lines off of this hooker's ass".
Guitar player: "Damn straight. I'm gonna wank off all over that audience, dude".
Bass player: "Sweet. Now let's get back to hoovering lines off of this hooker's ass".
by WipeOnCurtains October 8, 2007
When 2 dudes rival eachother in penis size so they battle wanking eachother off to see who cums first.
by The_one_and_only🍑🥇 December 10, 2019
Get the Wank off mug.
by DoctorEbola December 3, 2018
When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.
by thanksthatsastupidsuggestion March 7, 2021