The act of attempting to roast but making yourself look like a wanker. Don’t do it. Please.
They were both wankering in computer science.
by Hidded April 15, 2018
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a group of anti vaxxers or anti maskers.

can also be used for any group that has a collective opinion that is misguided, or in english, simply wrong.
"Look, a wankering of anti-vaxxers!"
by chsgaming July 24, 2021
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People who drive 20 or more kilometres under the speed limit.
A car is driving 50km in a 60km zone for no apparent reason. This car is exhibiting a severe case of wankerism.
by Driver1612 May 22, 2020
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Noun. When a piece of tissue is stuck to the knob of a penis. Commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after sexual intercourse.
Girl: what's that on your dick?

Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!
by sex kitten 69 February 28, 2016
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An optional large rectangular side pouch usually worn on the duty belt of a police officer. If you wear this pouch you are a wanker.
Oh my god john is wearing the wankers pouch he must be a wanker
by thenameisname June 19, 2020
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