by hazeleyestiredeyes July 30, 2018
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Noun. When a piece of tissue is stuck to the knob of a penis. Commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after sexual intercourse.
Girl: what's that on your dick?
Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!
Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!
by sex kitten 69 February 28, 2016
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An optional large rectangular side pouch usually worn on the duty belt of a police officer. If you wear this pouch you are a wanker.
by thenameisname June 19, 2020
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Noun.
A large luxury SUVs typically driven by rich white suburb moms.
Not a "soccer mom" van.
Eg. BMW X5,X6, Any Range Rover, G-class, Macan & cayennes.
A large luxury SUVs typically driven by rich white suburb moms.
Not a "soccer mom" van.
Eg. BMW X5,X6, Any Range Rover, G-class, Macan & cayennes.
by 1025soulja October 11, 2021
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by ThroatPunch May 02, 2021
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It was a four grand project but I bumped it up to nine because it’s M&C Saatchi and they always pay the wanker tax.
by Mezentius January 31, 2021
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The various stealth taxes provided through Ebay to help stimulate the dwindling economy by increasing cashflow from innocent people's pockets to the coffers of fraudulent traders who profit from ridiculous P&P.
Yeah, I made a killing on Ebay the last year, loads of savings, but I've got to factor in $27 for Wanker Tax. Damn, seems to be going up each year!
I can't begrudge those incessant fraudulent scammers on Ebay - They're helping the economy.
I can't begrudge those incessant fraudulent scammers on Ebay - They're helping the economy.
by what_do_we-Know_about_partying December 13, 2011
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