Urban Dictionary: Wankering

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The act of getting wankered

I've had a long week Jim. I'm hankering for a wankering!

by homunculus123 April 29, 2020

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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020

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Taking part in an act that will have you labeled as a wanker.

Pawan, would you stop wankering with those pokemon cards and come with us.

by MAN_WITH_PANTS October 29, 2004

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When a hand job is given within an hour of someone having a wank.

Mary gave Dave a wankering after he finished unloading over a new video uploaded to PornHub

by DeepFeelings November 23, 2015

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Being hung by your dick

Oh Ron I've been bad please wankering me by the fan

by Jeff ronin April 04, 2017

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Being hung by your dick from a fan

Please Jeff wankering me I've been bad

by Jeff ronin April 04, 2017

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The act of attempting to roast but making yourself look like a wanker. Don’t do it. Please.

They were both wankering in computer science.

by Hidded April 15, 2018

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